Prom is for Promiscuous

Well, well, the much awaited JS Prom has passed and I could say that I've had more fun in other places. Some were pretty much disappointed because they didn't get to participate in the dance. Sure, it's partly their fault but since I'm not a punctuality whore, I'll say that it's the program's fault. After greeting us and letting us sit after singing the national anthem - which, by the way, had a weird stuttering effect most probably due to the lousy audio capabilities of the school - and listening to the ever-so-repetitive prayer-song, they immediately started the per-section dance portion. It went something like:

"Since this night is going to be so exciting, let's start it off with the much prepared for dance portion!"

I wasn't all that surprised since I got to see the script before the program actually started, but for the others that didn't, they pretty much had the words "OH SHI-" written on their faces the moment they heard it. Our section was probably the luckiest out of the third years in terms of punctuality. I guess we were all present at the time even if we were the second to perform. Some were really disappointed because they didn't get to dance and showcase what they've prepared for so much, as I stated in the first paragraph. Something unfortunate also happened with my supposed prom date. She immediately left after entering the venue. Let's just leave that topic with quite an amusing quote.

"You don't see a crying girl in a short dress being chased by four to five people carrying a dummy on a usual night in a country club."

Well, all-in-all, I thought that the prom was pretty enjoyable but I seriously had better times in other places. If I were in charge of the program, I would probably insert a brief history of the prom at the start instead of starting immediately with the dance. And yes, I would ensure that they refill the buffet because they DIDN'T. Those bitches didn't give me a chance to get a second helping of the wonderful potato souffle. Hey, how do you spell that again? Let's just hope I'm right.

Oh yeah, I learned one thing, at least, after the prom. Prom is actually a shortened word for Promenade, am I right? Yeah, out of all the possible lessons that I could've learned, I learned that lousy one. XD