Unusual Events

Woo! The school year is about to end! I'm getting closer to college education and I don't know whether I should be happy or not. If possible, I would like to study here in the Philippines along with my friends! D: Well, I guess I should learn how to fit in or something. I don't even have the slightest clue on how college 'works'. I wonder what American universities would have in store for me~

That's not really what I was planning to write about. If ever I would write about that, then expect the title to be something less... you know. XD Well, let's proceed to the unusual events, shall we? I have encountered three (3) unusual events since my last post.

(1) The first unusual event would have to be the visit of a local television artist/dancer/whatever to our school. I think it was Rayver... something. It interrupted the flow of our classes. Female students kept rushing outside. A pair even went to the comfort room. Oh, by comfort room, I mean an excuse to go downstairs to look. It didn't even stop at the female students! Our gay teacher supposedly 'had something to photocopy', if you know what I mean and one pregnant teacher came rushing downstairs, according to some sources but confirmed by herself the day after. Take note: she was pregnant and she was rushing downstairs to meet the guy.

(2) These three would probably be considered being ordered in descending order of unusualness. Well, the next one would be the time when I got measured for my coat for prom use. The moment I entered, I knew that I wouldn't be able to last. They were playing some sort of Filipino novelty song album and the ones that played while I was being measured were two 'infamous' Viva Hot Babes songs - 'Basketball' and 'Kikay'. I couldn't help but chuckle while those two played but I thought I could counter the songs with my iPod. Sadly, they asked me to remove it so I had to hold everything in. A certain line was the final straw and sadly, I burst out when they were about to measure my crotch area for the pants.

"Sorta, Kinda, Like-a, Parang, Medyo Maypagka~ Sayaw KIKAY~!"

(3) The least unusual would be the time when I discovered that my grandmother listens to rap and hip-hop. It was an awkward moment when we were on our way to the church when my uncle told me that my grandmother listens to my iPod when I'm at school. Guess what, she actually confirmed it! Well, she also said that you shouldn't put stereotypes on old people. They could be as hip as us youngsters. She also sang 'Don't Matter' by Akon on the way to the church since her 'musical interest' was out. And by 'sang', I meant attempted to sing but failed because of wrong notes and lyrics. I guess that it's the least unusual, at least for me, because I've always considered my family to be a bit hip-er than the others.

"Lol."


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